22 Dad-Joke Memes For The Connoisseurs Of The Terrible Pun

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  • 01
    Meme - "[First day as car salesman] Customer: Cargo space? Me: Car no do that. Car no fly. Manager: Can I see you in my office?"
  • 02
    Meme - "When a metal bonds with a non-metal to form a compound; ionic."
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  • 03
    Tweet - "Son: 'Mom, Dad.. I'm gay;' Mom: *staring at dad Dad: ..*clenches fists; Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely; Mom: Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD"
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  • 04
    Tweet - "A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, 'Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?' 'Pop,' goes the weasel."
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  • 05
    Meme - "FORMALDEHYDE; CASUAL-DEHYDE"
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    Processed cheese - when your'e trying to be cheesy, but everyone around you is laughtose intolerant
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  • 07
    Green - ALIEN ITALIEN
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    Bottle - SAHENWICS THE WHEELS ON TABASCO ROUND AND ROUND BRAND PSAUCE EPPES ABA
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  • 09
    Text - andy @ACflurane what idiot called it a "randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo" and not "trick or treatment"
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  • 10
    Natural foods - Wo-oah, we're halfway there/ Wo-oah,
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  • 11
    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar all walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered
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  • 12
    Adaptation - Dads when their kids say "I Feel hungry" rather than 'I am hungry"
  • 13
    Text - joshmosh @diss guy My dad told my sisters new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out when she dumped him I'm still cracking up. 5:48 PM 8/4/19 Twitter for iPhone
  • 14
    Food - If you're happy and you know it...
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    Text - You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh at him and say That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry. AMMO 395
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    Text - A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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  • 17
    Vertebrate - Branch Manager and Assistant Branch Manager
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    Photo caption - lasked the Librarian where the books on Engine lubricants were SHE SAID THEY WERE IN THE NON-FRICTION SECTION imgfip.com
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  • 19
    Organism - You thought other puns were bad? Just wait until you sea mine.
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  • 20
    Photo caption - When you finish the Gospel according to Matthew and turn to the next page oh, hi mark.
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  • 21
    Yellow - idid not hit her I DIO NOT OH HIMARK
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    Text - Tal Waterhouse @iiTalW People who can't distinguish be- tween etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words. 10:01 PM 02 May 18 13.1K Retweets 43.9K Likes
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